Pointless financial exercise

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/13/2019 at 21:54 • Filed to: Can't argue with alternative fax machines

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If I sold the Paseo to a private party, used that as down payment, a Smoked Paprika Metallic Corolla XSE hatchback would cost almost exactly what I’m now saving thanks to my refinance. Basically, it’s like a “free” new car! MATH!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 21:57

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Do it. Let’s both buy new cars that we can’t afford.

If you drive fast enough, you can outrun your debt.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:02

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> crunches numbers

I feel like this is an unwise move. Because you could also put that money towards a canoe.

Under_Score > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:04

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I built a new 330i xDrive earlier today at the BMW website. I’m not thinking bright about the future, either.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:08

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A new Corolla is not a heap. Bad oppo, no Xmas tree for you

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:08

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If you trade that gorgeous gauge cluster for a Corolla you’re dead to me. 

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:09

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If you live in it you can write it off on your taxes

dogisbadob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:21

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oooo orange!!! I didn’t know they made one in orange! That’s awesome

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:43

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butwhy.jpg

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:46

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Not in  the same league this is like comparing a carolla to a mid level Lexus. Oh wait... needlessly bad decision IMHO.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 22:54

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That color out in the sun is super nice. Much better than the blue in my opinion. I say do it!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/13/2019 at 23:16

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But I'm already dead inside

CompactLuxuryFan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 23:38

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But RWD > FWD so is it really free?

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 23:43

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That does simplify things.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CompactLuxuryFan 11/13/2019 at 23:49

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But stick > not stick, so it's a wash?

CompactLuxuryFan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/13/2019 at 23:55

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Your auto at least has one of those zig-zaggy patterns so you can pretend to do some mad gear changes while you’re stopped 

RPM esq. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/14/2019 at 00:44

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That last sentence should be the tag line for this website, at least temporarily.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/14/2019 at 00:44

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I understand the temptation; Toyota is really killing it with those orange-red colors. I almost feel like I want a modern luxo-truck whenever I see one of those orange Tacomas.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/14/2019 at 00:44

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I like the Paseo a lot but you can’t argue with math.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CompactLuxuryFan 11/14/2019 at 01:27

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Don't forget the shift buttons on the steering wheel

Mid Engine > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/14/2019 at 01:40

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Stop, now. I’m all set to spend a metric shit ton of money on a shop and house that will have room for six cars. I have three. Stop, I just can’t